when u tell someone the same story twice and they’re like “i know u told me” uh im going to tell u again bc my stories are great and u should be grateful im spending so much time on u
(via thehampsteads)
friend: this top is gorgeous
me: i'd buy it if it was in black
friend: what about this scarf?
me: if it was black
friend: this dress is AMAZING
me: pity it isn't black
friend: look at t-
me: i love that shade of black
friend: how a-
me: everything should be black
friend: bu-
me: black
me: i'd buy it if it was in black
friend: what about this scarf?
me: if it was black
friend: this dress is AMAZING
me: pity it isn't black
friend: look at t-
me: i love that shade of black
friend: how a-
me: everything should be black
friend: bu-
me: black
